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spitblaze · 1 year ago

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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eggcromancer · 4 months ago

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(in tears) the year is still new....

Hi hi hello dca fandom! I just wanna say thank you for being the most amazing community! i can't believe i made so many new friends and drew in so many fun magmas last year, everyone here is so nice,, and cool, and talented,,, y'all are genuinely the highlight of my 2024 🥹🫶💖

May your 2025 be filled with joy and whimsy (and silly jesters)!!

#shout out to everyone in the daycarefriendpickup discord!! mwah mwah mwah 💋#can't believe these goofy ahhh jesters made such a big difference in my life #my brain chemistry has been permanently altered by naff's cryptid sightings #also it is my silly headcanon that Sun is a walking fire hazard #it's barely 2025 and the pizzeria has been set on fire (again) by sparklers #Moon is wearing a eyemask to 1. protect his eyes 2. to not perceive sun's shenanigans #Also moon is shielding y/n from sun's sparklers (what a gentleman)#also also if you count the number of fingers the hands are showing it spells out 2 0 2 5 :))#dca fandom #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #sunnydrop x reader #moondrop x reader #y/n #my art

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egophiliac · 8 months ago

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time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #doot #i drew this so fast i'm so sorry #god. we don't even have an event name yet what do i tag this with.#the only thing we know about him so far are 1) glasses #2) ~*wagahai*~#(is wagahai a jack thing because that's incredible)#(hold on i gotta look up the japanese dub)#i have zoomed in and i THINK he's got orange eyes but the pixels are defeating me #anyway excuse me for a moment while i vibrate so intensely that i start phasing through the floor #nightmare event is nigh!!!!#this is the number 1 event i have wanted most i can't believe it's real and it's actually happening #i've been dreaming of halloweentown boys for forever i am SO excited #slightly bummed it looks like there's not going to be a sally too but we can't have everything i guess #(unless...? 👀)#stream on the 29th let's GO #and for once it's not at like 4 AM my time thank you for small mercies twst #i wanna see my guys in fancy halloween suits!!!!

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turtlespancake · 2 years ago

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i love seeing out of context posts about long-running stories with deep lore because it's always shit like "MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!! i can't believe that the metallic athenaeum's envoy actually used never-ending dance of the 57th universe on rionne as if she's not LITERALLY the incarnate of august?!?!" it's like buddy boy thank you for the spoiler tag but all of those words are incomprehensible without at least 5 years of foreshadowed knowledge, 7 different fan theories, and 21 wiki entries

#rambling #this post was about 3 different fandoms #number 1 was my friend trying to explain to me what was happening to dazai bungo stray dogs (i have not seen bungo stray dogs)#number 2 was ominscient reader viewpoint. anything tagged MAJOR SPOILERS for orv is either completely incomprehensible or like.#an image of someone interacting with a book. and somehow BOTH manage to be emotionally devastating in context #number 3 was me trying to explain genshin lore to a friend and realizing i sounded deranged saying shit like #“after the primoridal one fought the second who came celestia used nails to supposedly heal the land but enkanomiya still sank rip”#how did the wot fandom find this i am a gaming blog mostly..

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ihatebrainstorm · 11 months ago

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requesting a prowl covered in blood ^^

he's lost in the sauce (literally) :'(

#somebody give him a map please and thanks #get iron lunged bozo #lmaoo what's the first thing I do after 4 straight days of non stop animating? draw :') (my hands are so sore oof)#transformers #maccadam #tf idw #transformers fanart #maccadams #frootertooter archive #prowl #weewooweewoo guy number 2 #weewooweewoo guy number 1 is Ratchet sorry Prawn

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michsmeesh · 9 months ago

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haiiiiii its me again!!!!!!!!! haiiii hellooo

drawing this took the last surviving nerve i had so im gonna go sleep now gn ♥

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#jovier #john marston #javier escuella #rdr2 #rdr1 #red dead redemption 2 #what am i if not the number 1 jovier shipper on this app #KIDDING #but am i really.#they've been haunting me for so long now and i just cant get them out of my head #helpppp #anyway #my art #hihihi

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squidpedias-fanart · 1 month ago

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me blushing twirling my hair clutching my chest messaging friends “something terrible is happening” everytime ena is on screen

#ive had two fictional character crushes in my life.#number 1 is isabelle animal crossing when i was 10 years old #number 2 is ena when i am 20 #i am afraid for what will happen when i am 30 #ena dream bbq #ena joel g #ena fanart #(ok well ena when 18 but yknow for the bit)#ena dream bbq fanart #dream bbq #pedias art

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mentally-ill-simp · 1 month ago

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Everyone is like "oh Molly does nothing around camp"..ok and? Neither does Dutch and yall don't complain about him all that motherfucker does is sit on his ass and play pretend with some plan

#red dead fandom #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption #red dead redemption community #rdr2 community #rdr #molly oshea #molly o'shea #fuck dutch #dutch van der linde #rdr2 dutch #im gonna get so much hate for this #i said what i said #Dutch's number 1 hater

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nin3kyuu · 4 months ago

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Fam you treated that kid like trash his whole little life, why are you treating him decently now

Man literally said that the kid was a snitch that would frame them to the RDA (which is why they had to leave the forest) while Spider was literally DYING to not reveal anything, WHY ARE YOU HUGGING HIM JUDAS, STAY AWAY ❗ ❗ ❗

#Another #VERY #hot take #again #number 1 jake sully hater #Jake = Judas #avatar #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #they don't deserve spider #spider socorro #Jake Sully #i said what i said #I'm dying on this hill

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bunnyboy-juice · 10 months ago

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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

#personal #i am emotional yes #over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme #nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post #and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity #especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making #if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care #i just needed to scream #and this is one small thing #but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks #saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that #my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten #i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked #-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also #and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb #a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u #idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit #im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved #im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does #wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun

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via-the-cryptid · 5 months ago

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tgcf au where hc’s true form is Wu Ming. it’s what he looked like right after he died, and even if he reinvents himself, even if he’s gained more strength and power from the Kiln, he still can’t grow or change but so much without involving shapeshifting. his canon form is the one he built for himself, the one he created with the intention of becoming an entirely new being (not weak or helpless, like he used to be before he sculpted a new identity), but it isn’t his true form. his true form is still that bony little waif of a soldier, the one that tried to so hard to help his god but couldn’t truly fix anything in the end.

and now, imagine just how much xl is going to lose his mind when hc inevitably shows him this true form (after much hesitation, but hc really can’t deny his beloved god anything and he would never want to, even if he’s practically ready to dissipate from the shamefulness of that awful body). think of hc changing into the half-starved ghost of Wu Ming, not expecting xl to even remember the ghost — let alone recognize him — and then think of just how hard xl is going to cry when he realises that Wu Ming is still here and still following him after all.

#I just got books 1 2 3 and 6 of TGCF so I’m in a mood now #don’t ask why it’s those numbers. I know the 6 is out of pocket but ykw I’m happy to have it anyways #but like. the inherent shame and self-loathing hc feels about his true/wu ming form #and then the overwhelming guilt and longing xl has for his last believer #(and first love— what who said that)#hc’s self loathing vs xl’s unconditional adoration. fight!#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #wu ming #I. might write a fic of this. we’ll see

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disappointingcabbage · 1 year ago

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Fellas, is it gay to live inside another man forever with Satan himself by my side?

#shitpost #jekyll and hyde #dr jekyll and mr hyde #henry jekyll #jekyll and hyde the musical #edward hyde #confrontation #fellas is it gay #guess what musical I’m rehearsing for this time folks #I play some fuckass board of governors asshole #who Hyde stabs in the first scene of act 2 #every ensemble number in this show is an absolute banger #also it is very gender of me to say my lines as a male character and then immediately turn around and sing a high D6 bc soprano 1 vibes #theatre major #musical theatre

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arinmoss · 1 year ago

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♡ H A T S U N E M I K U ♡ prints here~!

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flippetyfloppity · 2 months ago

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today in fandom lore my friend told me that makes me feel so, so tired: DS9 once ended up on a list of “fandoms that only have the one white mlm ship”

#i do attribute like nearly all of the garashir phenom to 1) the source material itself #and 2) Sid and Andy banging their drum for 3+ decades #but the number of times Julian gets written as like blushing prettily crimson has started to bum me out #I wonder sometimes reading early DS9 fic from the 2000s about how profoundly absent from the narrative Julian’s racial identity is #did people just. consider him to be white????#did the british accent function basically like a magnet on a tape cassette or what?#is this survivorship bias where unfortunately only certain archives were preserved from the 90s/00s?

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laurrelise · 7 months ago

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i 100% understand and agree that the handler was a terrible person who was very creepy to five when he was physically a child and also raised lila solely with the intention of using her as a weapon….

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i’m not letting any of you forget how this woman ate everyone the fuck up every single time she appeared